A man gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts: ""Is there a doctor here?"" A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her: ""I am. What is the problem?"" He replies: ""I am Chuck Norris, and I am going to beat the shit out of the terrorist next to me!""
accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy
Twitter is like a soap opera for some of you. I'd like to be the one who sneaks into the hospital and unplugs your life support.
[first day as a doctor] You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet? [nurse interrupts me] "Dr that's the model skeleton"
14yo: My voice keeps randomly changing DOCTOR: That's normal at your age 14yo: [Batman voice] Thank you doctor DOCTOR: That's not normal
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