😄 Two Scotsmen are drinking in a pub... ...discussing insurance. ""Aye,"" says Jock, ""I had a friend ...

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Two Scotsmen are drinking in a pub... ...discussing insurance. ""Aye,"" says Jock, ""I had a friend who killed himself for the insurance money."" ""How much did he get?"" asks Donald, interested. ""Nothin',"" slurs Jock, ""it was only Third Party.""

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