Winnie-the-Pooh and cocaine So Winnie-the-Pooh got some cocaine from his dealer and is walking home across the Hundred Acre Wood, holding the powder in his cupped paws. He encounters Eeyore and decides, being his friend, to share some. Hey, Eeyore, you want blow? Eeyore lowers his head to Winnie's paws and blows at them. Winnie-the-Pooh looks at his nearly empty paws and says, ""Well, Eeyore, you really are an ass!""
Winston Churchill enters the Men's room... ... at the House of Commons, and see Clement Attlee, the Head of the Labor Party. Rather than joining Attlee and conv
Grown-up Words A primary one teacher was speaking to her class on the first day of term. ""Alright class, I'd like everyone to tell me what they did over the su
My wife can't stand to be around me ever since I retired from voicing Winnie-the-Pooh She says I am becoming unbearable.
A teacher doesn't want baby talk from her students A second grade teacher asks her students what they did over the weekend. The first student says ""I went on a
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