Ken and Josh, two good friends, are hiking up a mountain Ken needs to take a piss, so he goes over to do his business. A snake slithers over and bites him on his manhood. Ken screams in pain and Josh runs down to the base camp to tell the medic. The medic explains that this type of snake has deadly venom and the only way Ken will survive is if Josh sucks the venom out. Josh runs back up to where Ken is writhing in pain. ""What did the medic say?"" Ken asks. Josh replies, ""He says you're gonna die.""
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