Good News and Bad News and Good News So this old man goes to the doctor and the doctor says, ""Your test results came back and I'm afraid I have some bad news, and good news."" The man says, ""Well, crap, tell me the bad news first"" So the doctor says, ""I'm sorry to say this, but you have alzheimer's"" The old man says, ""Damn, that sucks...What's the good news then?"" The doctor then replies, ""Well, apart from that, you're fit as a fiddle!"" The old man then pipes up and asks, ""Then whats t…

Tennis Elbow A guy walks into a doctor's office. When the doctor walks in, the guy says, ""Doc, I threw my arm out playing tennis. I just need a shot of cortisone."" ""No problem,"" says the doctor, ""but first, I need to take a urine sample."" ""Why on Earth for?"" ""Well,"" the doctor explains, ""We have a new urinalysis machine that can diagnose any known ailment just from your urine. So we just need a sample."" ""I don't have to go now,"" the guy says. ""Can I bring you a sample in the morni…

Bad News & Really Bad News A man goes to his doctors office for a follow up appt a few days after geting some lab work done. The doctor comes in and says ""I have Bad news and really bad news."" The man says ""I'll take the bad news first to which the doctor replies that the test result have come in and that he has 24 hours to live. The man is completly dumbfounded and then says ""If thats the bad news wtf is the worst news?"" The doctor replies ""Well, I forgot to call you yesterday""

Bad News and REALLY Bad News Guy goes to the doctor because things don't feel right. The doctor does test after test, then re-tests and consults a colleague who agrees with the diagnosis. He calls the patient in and says, "I'm really sorry, but all I can offer is bad news and really bad news. What would you like first?" The says, "holy shit, those aren't good choices. I guess give me the really bad news first." Doc says, "you have a really rare, inoperable, extremely painful form of cance…