A lawyer walks into a bar... Mr. Jones, the lawyer, walked into a bar. The bartender poured him a drink, then noticed Mr. Jones had a black eye. ""What happened to you?"" asked the bartender. ""You look like you've been in a fight."" ""It's been just an awful day at work, I tell you what."" said Mr. Jones. ""I don't even work in workplace discrimination -- that's Mr. Baskett's specialty. Everyone knows I do divorce proceedings. But here comes this lady into my office, ranting till her face is blue about some boss of hers can't stop hiding under her desk to take a peek at her underwear. One day he's sneaking photos in the bathroom, next day he's leaving her love notes, the day after that he's following her home."" ""That's nuts,"" said the bartender. ""She must have been really upset."" ""She was!"" ""Did you tell her she was in the wrong office?"" ""I tried. Crazy bitch got me right in the eye, though. All I said was she seemed like a Baskett case.""