So I was driving along a country road... ...along a farm on my way to I-79 like I do every weekday morning... But today I come out of a curve, and saw a farmer's goat and pig right in the middle of the road, just looking at me, right before I struck the goat. I jammed on the brakes, skid a hundred feet, and sat there in shock (not even wanting to look back in the mirror to see what I had done.) I got out, see that the goat is dead, looked around, saw no one, and pushed the dead goat off to the side of the road. I got back in my car and started my way back to the highway. On I-79, a trooper pulled me over, and told me that I am being given tickets and a summons to appear in court for among other things, leaving the scene of an accident.... I was like ""What?!""... The officer said, ""Yep, you almost got away with it too!"" I said, ""Officer, I need to ask... how did you find out this even happened? There was no one in sight."" He said, ""The pig squealed"".