Simon walked up to his house, there was a note on the door... ...which said, ""Simon, it's Mum, I have left the key to the house at the shop, come and get it."" He went and got the key but he wanted to go skateboarding and didn't want to go back to the shop where his mother worked. So he wrote a note on the door saying, ""Mum, I have put the key under the doormat, remember the alarm is 6587.""
[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE
Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad
8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ
MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW
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