Liza was driving with Ernie... [nsfw] Liza was on a country drive with her boyfriend Ernie, when she realized she simply ""had to go"" to the bathroom. She kept waiting and waiting for a gas station to appear, but finally a rough bridge got the best of her. She screamed: ""Stop the car, Ernie!"" He did, she leaped out right in the middle of the bridge, ran to the railing, hiked her skirt, and stuck her rather large rear-end over the railing, just in the nick of time! Heaving a sigh of relief as she finished, she glanced down, let out a shriek, and ran back to the car in embarrassment. ""What s wrong, Liza?"" asked Ernie. ""Oh, Ernie, I m so ashamed! In my dire need, I forgot to check the creek below the bridge. Ernie, I just urinated into a canoe!"" Ernie replied.... ...""dammit Liza, doncha know ya own reflection?""