An American and a European were playing Dark Souls... They both noticed their character was rolling too slowly, so the American thinks it must be the crossbow bolts he has equipped. He unequipps the crossbow bolts but nothing changes. Then the American gives up because he is thinking too hard xD. The European being much smarter realizes it is actually the crossbow itself so he unequipps the crossbow and now his character has less weight on him so he is not as fat or stupid as the american. The American gets mad and punches the European but he is weak from eating too much mcdonalds so he falls over and the European laughs.