My dad's favourite joke. This is the joke that my dad has been telling for as long as I can remember: A robber goes into a McDonald's and points a gun at the cashier. ""This is a robbery. Give me all the money!"" The cashier looks at him with a blank stare and says: ""Would you like fries with that?""
she like a man in uniform so the mcdonalds outfit here 2 stay
Tim Burton could've saved a lot of money on 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' and just shown a 2016 Facebook Year in Review instead.
Hamburgler: Success! Look at this amazing haul of these McDonald's burgers! Hamburgler's Mum: *sobbing* Your brother is an architect.
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"
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