3 vampires walk into a bar The first vampire says ""I'll take a pint of A positive"" The second vampire says ""I'll take a Bloody Mary, let me go top shelf with the O negative"" The third vampire asks for a hot water. The first vampire asks him ""Steve you're not gonna drink anything blood?"" Steve takes out a used tampon and says ""I'm just having tea""
FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?
Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer
My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar.
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.
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