Poor Bob in Hell Poor Bob dies and his spirit heads up to Heaven. But at the Pearly Gates, he's told that he hasn't been good enough, he has to go down to Hell instead. So he does, and when he gets there, there's a long line of spirits waiting to be processed into Hell. Bob watches for a while and sees that Satan seems to be sending some people off to the right through a big door, and other people would be tossed into a big pit of huge flames to the left. But once in a while, Satan would appear to deliberate over a person and then just chuck them into a pile off to the side. When he finally made it to the front of the line, Bob couldn't help himself; he just had to know: he asked Satan, ""Why didn't you throw those people in the pile into the pit of fire?"" Satan put his hands on his hips and shook his head, frustrated. ""Oh, those people are from Seattle. They're too wet to burn!""