A white horse walks into a bar... 'Hello' said the barman, 'what can I get you?' 'I'll have a whisky if I may.' 'Certainly sir, which would you fancy?' 'Well, I'm not sure, what do you have?' 'Ah, let's see, we have Black & White or Cutty Sark - we even have one named after you sir.' 'Really? Eric?'
Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing
A chihuahua is just a barking cat.
Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*
I bet the best massage in the world is getting attacked by a toothless shark.
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