A Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead... were driving down a desert road when the car runs out of gas. Realizing the gas station is still 10 miles ahead, they each decide to take one item with them. The Blonde asks the Brunette, ""What are you going to take?"". The Brunette responds, ""I am going to take these sodas with us just in case we get thirsty, we have something to drink."" The Blonde then asks the Redhead, ""What are you going to take?"". The Redhead responds , ""Well I guess I'll take the rest of the McDonalds we bought. If we get hungry, we have something to eat."" The Blonde then says aloud, ""Well then I will take the car door, we're in the desert afterall, so if we get hot we can roll down the window.""
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