A new pastor comes to town After the service, he stands by the door as everyone walks out. A man walks up and says, "" I just want to welcome you to town and tell you that I thought that was one damn fine sermon!"" "" Thank you"" says the pastor, "" I just wish you wouldn't use such foul language In the house of our lord"" The man says, "" Well, I put $5000 in the collection plate during service because I thought you were doing such a damn fine job."" The pastor says, "" NO SHIT!""
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