Three guys are out jogging... ...and they turn a corner and are hit by a truck, killing all three. They are then standing in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asks the first one, ""How many times did you cheat on your wife?"" The first answers, ""Honestly, at least twice a week, every week that I was married. I just couldn't help myself!"" St. Peter says, ""We know, that's why you get a moped to ride around Heaven with."" The guy jumps on the moped and rides off. To the next, St. Peter asks the same question. The second answers, ""While I was married, only twice did I ever cheat on my wife. I hated myself afterwards. Please forgive me."" St. Peter says, ""We know. That's why you get a Cadillac to drive around Heaven with."" The guy shouts, ""Woo hoo!"" and jumps in the car and drives off. Before St. Peter can say anything, the last guy holds up his hand. ""From the moment I met my wife, no other women existed!"" St. Peter says, ""We know, that's why you get a Lamborghini to drive around Heaven with."" The guy jumps in the car and drives off. About a week later, the guy with the moped sees the guy with the Lamborghini sitting on the side of the road crying. ""What happened?"" he asks. ""I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard!""