Did you hear that Napoleon broke the Sphinx's nose with a singe shot? It was a one-hit wonder. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died? Napoleon Blownaparte

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body? I wanna Bone a part

So a man thinks he's Napoleon Bonaparte, and he beats up this guy in the name of France. At the mental hospital they ask ""Do you really think You're Napoleon?"