A few of my favorite Mexican racist jokes What do you call a bunch of white people pushing a car up a hill? Dead battery What do you call a bunch of black people pushing a car up a hill? Flat tire. What do you call a bunch of Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand theft auto. --- What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mudslide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Prison break --- How do you find the population of Mexico? Roll a quarter down the street. How do you find the richest person in Mexico? See who picks up the quarter.