Why is everyone picking on Jews? A comedian was going into his favourite joke, ""One day, Moskowitz and Finkelstein were going to..."" when a heckler from the audience interrupted. ""Moskowitz and Finkelstein! why does it always have to be two Jews? Can't you tell a joke with any other nationalities involved!? Why don't you make them Chinese for a change?"" The comedian rejoined, ""I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend. How about this: One day, Lee Ho and Mao Chen were on their way to the synagogue to attend the bar mitzvah of Lee Ho's nephew...""