Two boys sitting to pee Two five year old boys are sitting at the potty to pee. When one says, "" Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"" "" I've been circumcised."" Says the second boy. "" What does that mean?"" ""It means they cut the protective skin skin off the end."" "" How old were you when it was cut off?"" "" My mom said that I was two days old."" "" Did it hurt?"" "" You bet it hurt, I couldn't walk for a whole year!""
[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE
Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad
8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ
MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW
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