Leroy A woman who has recently moved to a new area goes into the local welfare office to meet her now case worker. All is going well, her case for welfare is pretty solid, but then the worker notices something a bit off. He asks the woman, ""Excuse me ma'am, but according to this you have fourteen sons. Is this true?"" ""Mmm-hmm. They's my boys."" ""Well yes ma'am, I understand that, but why are all fourteen of them named 'Leroy.'"" ""Well that just makes it easier for me. Whenever I wants my boys to come for breakfast, I jus' yell 'LEEROY!' and all my boys come running. Whenever I wants my boys to come for a bath, I jus' yell out 'LEEEROY!' and all my boys come a'running."" ""Well then, ma'am,"" says the worker, ""I guess that makes sense to me, but what do you do if you want to talk to just one of your sons?"" ""Oh, I jus' call him by 'is *last* name.""