No Arms, No Legs, No Problem A woman was in an abusive relationship with her boyfriend. He was horrible in bed and beat her all the time. One day, without notice, he walked out on her. A few weeks later, she put an ad on Craigslist that read ""Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't run away, and is good in bed."" A couple days later, a man rang her doorbell. She opened the door to find a man sitting on her doorstep with no arms and no legs. ""Can I help you?"" she asked. ""Yes Ma'am, I'm answering the ad you put on Craigslist"" he answered. He could see that she was confused so he proceeded to explain: ""Look, I have no arms so I can't beat you and I have no legs so I can't run away."" Hesitently, she asked ""And how are you in bed?"" He answered ""Well, I rang the door bell didn't I?""