A private school dance... There are two private middle schools having a school dance together in on of the school's gyms. One is an all girls' school, and the other is an all boys' school. All of the kids are dancing in the middle of the school's gym and having a pretty good time...except for one girl with a peg leg and one boy with a wooden eye. After about a half an hour of standing on opposite sides of the gym, the boy finally musters up the courage to speak to the girl. The boy says to her ""Hi I think you're very pretty, would you like to dance with me?"" Excited, the girl sweetly says ""Would I!"" After a moment, the boy growls back at her ""peg leg!""