A guy moves to the US from India After a few weeks he gets really sick and starts throwing up and having trouble sleeping. He finally decides to go to a doctor and explains his situation. The doctor runs some tests and they all come back normal. After thinking about it for a while, the doctor says ""ok, I think I have a solution. Go home and take a shit into a bucket. Stick your head into the bucket and keep it there for a half hour. I bet you will feel better almost immediately."" The Indian man was very confused as this was a very odd suggestion by a doctor. Nonetheless, he went home and did as he was told. He took a shit into a bucket, stuck his head into it, and was shocked. He felt better within minutes! He called the doctor the next day and told him the good news. He was so happy that he was feeling better, but still had no idea how the doctor knew this would help. He asked the doctor what made him think of this and the doctor said ""you were just homesick.""
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