"anyone for turkey burgers?" turkey: well sure haha "oh, it's not a burger for turkeys" turkey: what is it then "uhh" turkey: say it

Just found out you can eat a big turkey dinner whenever you want without having to be thankful. This changes everything.

By tomorrow night America will be in a turkey induced coma. On Friday...Canada attacks.

No one has ever said, "You know what would make this even better? Turkey bacon."