a boy decided to tell a joke .... a little boy decided to tell a joke to his friends. he wonders how they will react. he goes to the first friend. ""hey jim!"" says the boy. ""what do you call a black pirate?"" ""i don't know."" says jim. ""a NIIG- AAAAAAR!!!!"" says the boy. he goes up to the second friend, and the same thing happens over and over. then he goes to the last friend, sara beth. ""sara beth!"" says the boy. ""what do you call a black pirate?"" sara beth looks at him and says "" a pirate, you racist."" luckily, the boy still has jokes. ""well, then. how do you confuse a blonde?"" his punchline is ""it's a blonde. you don't have to do anything."" but sara beth replies ""paint yourself green and throw forks at her. the boy gives up. ""wait!"" says sara beth. "" *I* have a joke for you."" the boy listens. "" a gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. the bartender finds this weird and is curious, but then realizes it is a dream. he tells his wife about his crazy dream. but the wife ignores him. he wept and wept. soon, he could weep no longer. he was dehydrated, and died."" the boy is shocked. the girl says ""what's wrong?"" the boy faints.