A joke I wrote in the style of Mitch Hedberg... I'm gonna change my name to 'marriage,' man. That way, all those girls out there can be saving themselves for *me*!
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A joke I wrote in the style of Mitch Hedberg... I'm gonna change my name to 'marriage,' man. That way, all those girls out there can be saving themselves for *me*!
I tried to walk into Target But I missed. - Mitch Hedberg
I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. - Mitch Hedberg
I used to go to New Years Eve parties I still do, but I used to too! -Mitch Hedberg style-
In the style of Mitch Hedberg. I don't like fish eggs on my sushi... ...because I'm against abortion
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