What's the difference between Jimmy Savile and a greyhound. The Greyhound waits for the hair to appear first.#Jimmy Savile#One-Liner0🔗 Share
I think i'm going to be famous! I met Jimmy Savile when I was young and I think he rubbed off on me!#Jimmy Savile#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Jimmy Savile was a terrible ventriloquist. He stuck his hand up my arse and told me not to say anything.#Jimmy Savile#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Savile. When I was 9, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.#Jimmy Savile#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →