A weak little man applied for a job as a lumberjack... ...but the foreman refused to take him because he was too small. ""I may look puny,"" protested the man, ""but I'm not. Just give me a chance to show you my strength."" The foreman consented and told the man to go chop down a giant redwood that stood nearby. Half an hour later, to the foreman's shock, the redwood was lying on the ground. ""Where'd you learn to cut down trees like that?"" the foreman asked. ""The Sahara Forest,"" the man answered. ""You mean the Sahara Desert?"" the foreman ventured. ""Sure,"" said that man, ""if that's what they call it now."" edit: typos Edit: Wow! Front page! You guys are awesome :)