A Muslim man dies and finds himself at the gates of Heaven... The man says to St. Peter, ""I'm here to see Mohammed."" ""He's higher up,"" says St. Peter. Good, thinks the man, Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter. So he goes higher up and sees Jesus. ""I'm looking for Mohammed,"" says the man. ""Higher up,"" says Jesus. The man is getting quite excited now, knowing Mohammed is higher than Jesus. He goes up again, and sees God sitting on his golden chair. ""I'm here to see Mohammed,"" says the man. ""Oh, he's higher up,"" says God. ""Do you want a drink while your here?"" The man is elated! Mohammed is higher up than God! But not wanting to be rude, he accepts a drink from God. ""Coffee?"" says God. ""Yes, thanks you. ""Oi, Mohammed,"" shouts God, ""Get your ass down here! I need two coffees, now!""