A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put ""Happy Thanksgiving"" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then ... Read more...
I imagine Christmas morning at the Schrodinger house is quite stressful.
Tim Burton could've saved a lot of money on 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' and just shown a 2016 Facebook Year in Review instead.
Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel.
I'm hoping someone puts razor blades in my daughter's Halloween candy this year because those things are ridiculously expensive.
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