It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned.

Money may not buy happiness, but pondering your problems on a tropical island would sure beat pondering them on your couch.

I want a firsthand test of the "mo money, mo problems" hypothesis.

I once sat down with Oprah to discuss my drug use but I was high & that might not have been Oprah because why did she need to borrow money?