What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.#Stein#Big Nate#Kids#Bar+1 more0🔗 Share
When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad.#Kids#Parents#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
*sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? "Sure!" Good, you're really killing the vibe.#Kids#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
When anyone ask me to babysit, I ask if their kid is a "mean drunk" or a "happy drunk." Gets me out of it every time.#Kids#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
You're all invited to my second bar mitzvah where I become a child once again#Kids#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →