A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband... A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. ""What are you doing?"", she asked. ""Hunting Flies"" he responded. ""Oh, Killing any?"" she asked. ""Yup. 3 males. 2 females"" He responded. Intrigued, she asked. ""How can you tell?"" He responded, ""3 were on the beer can, and 2 were on the phone"" *Incredible*

husband in the kitchen A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. ""What are you doing?"" she asked. ""Hunting flies,"" he responded. ""Oh! Killing any?"" she asked. ""Yep, 3 males, 2 females,"" he replied. Intrigued, she asked, ""How can you tell them apart?"" He responded, ""3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.""

My wife walked into the kitchen to find me stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" I responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," I replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" I responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting Flies” He responded. Oh!, Killed any?” She asked. “Yep, 3 males, 2 Females”, he replied. Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?” He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone”.