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A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, ""May I help you?"" The farmer said, ""Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."" The attorney said, ""well do you have any grounds?"" The farmer said, ""Yea, I got about 140 acres."" The attorney said, "" No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"" The farmer said, ""No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."" The attorney said, ""No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"" The farmer said, ""Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."" The attorney said, ""No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"" The farmer said, ""Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."" The exasperated attorney said, ""Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"" The farmer said, ""No sir, we both get up about 4:30."" Finally, the attorney says, ""Okay, let me put it this way. ""WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"" And the farmer says, ""Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.""

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