A doctor, and engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional. The Doctor said ""It must have been a doctor. Who else could have helpd with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to create Eve, the first woman. ""No,"" said the rabbi. ""It must have been a rabbi, since the Lord needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world. ""Wait,"" Said the engineer ""The world was created in 6 days from nothing. Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have been to create the whole world into an orgnanized civilized place from utter choas?"" ""And WHO created the chaos?"" said the lawyer.