I want some Chuck Norris jokes! Something like: *Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.* or *Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim th

In Soviet Russia... You are in charge of Charles. (h/t Wife)

Chuck Norris Some people think the glass is half full. Some people think it is half empty. Chuck Norris sees scotch.

A guy calls his girlfriend on the phone.. - Boyfriend: Sweetie, do you know how much I love you? - Girlfriend: How much baby? - Boyfriend: I would go thru fire,