An Arkansas woman is in the welfare office filling out forms. The welfare officer asks her how many children she has? ""Ten boys."" ""And their names?"" ""Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, and Leroy."" ""All named Leroy? Why would you name them all Leroy?"" ""That way, when I wants them all to come in from the yard, I just yells 'LEROY!', and when I wants them all to come to dinner, I just yells 'LEROY!'"" ""What if you just want a particular one of them to do something?"" ""Then I calls him by his last name.""