Aches and Pains At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. ""My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,"" said one. ""I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee,"" replied another. ""I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,"" said a third. ""My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,"" another contributed. ""I guess that's the price we pay for getting old,"" winced an old man. Then there was a short moment of silence. ""Thank God we can all still drive,"" said one woman cheerfully.