Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, ""Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"" Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, ""Esther, did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet?"" No, sweetheart,"" she responds. Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, ""Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?"" ""Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check,"" she says. ""One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month?"" he asks. ""Oh, forgive me, Abie,"" begged Esther. ""I didn't send that one, either."" Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Esther pulls away and asks him, ""What was that for?"" Abe answers, ""They'll find us!""
← Back to feed
0
More like this
A man approaches the Gates of Heaven... ...when he sees that behind the gates are hundreds of thousands of clocks, each ticking at a different pace. He goes to
Lie Clocks A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are al
On day in heaven A person died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked
So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, ""What are these clocks for?"" St. Peter replies, ""Th
Joke ID:
01KKTN777KE2D20W2X2RV7EXB5