A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of his trunk! He runs around and yells ""Hey bud this is my car!"" ""OK"" the man says ""You take the front and I`ll take the back.""
Officer: "didn't you know that sleeping in your car on the side of the road is illegal ?" Me: "yes I did officer. But this isn't my car"
Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?
*shaves 'I Dogs' into my chest hair for the Westminster Dog Show but just as I take my shirt off a car full of cats rolls up*
Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example.
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