Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies ""My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn't say it till he was fifty!""
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"The greatest thing about twitter is that you can quote something & totally make up the source." ~ Abraham Lincoln, 1862
Abraham Lincoln is trending. Congrats to his social media team.
I wonder how long it took Lincoln to decide that just saying "87 years" wasn't nearly hip enough.
We didn't have Legos when I was a kid. We had Lincoln Logs & we could build anything with them: big cabin, small cabin, you name the cabin.
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