The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question ""Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?"" they stiffened and hesitated. Before the pause became too long the judge announced ""I do.""
Dude on Amtrak I sized up as being a lawyer just used "litigation" during a phone call. Feeling powerful right now.
Friend: I'm about to appear in court. Me: Best of luck! Kill it!! Friend:...not exactly the best phrase to use in a medical negligence case.
[In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*
COP: The killer wrote a message on the victim's mirror ME: You can't prove it was me COP: It was written in Dorito dust ME: I want a lawyer
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