Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. ""This reminds me of Finnegan"" remarked one. ""What about Finnegan?"" inquired the other. ""'Tis a story that Finnegan died and when he greeted St. Peter he said: 'It's a fine job you've had here for a long time.' 'Well Finnegan' said St. Peter 'here we count a million years as a minute and a million dollars as a cent.' 'Ah!' said Finnegan 'I'm needing cash. Lend me a cent.' 'Sure' said St. Peter 'just wait a minute.'""