Murphy... ...had had a very rough life. He was orphaned at the age of four, and was physically abused at every foster home he lived in. When he made it to high

Irish Triplets Murphy's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the bab

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up w

What ringtone have you got? Murphy asked Paddy, ""What ringtone have you got?"" Paddy said, ""I've never really looked, but probably light brown