This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. ""Well boys the time is near and when I pass I'd like to be buried at sea."" So the boys agreed. A few days after his passing the local front page read ""Local Fishermen Were Shocked Today When Their Nets Brought in Patrick McRay in a Coffin 3 Shovels and the Bodies of His Three Sons... Funeral arrangements haven't yet been made however it is believed all wished to be buried at sea.""
98% of Canadians say "Oh shit!" on a slippery before going into the ditch. *The other 2% are from Newfoundland and they say: "Hold my beer and watch this!"* M
The rose... There was once an Irish actor who did Shakespearean plays, but had aged and could no longer remember his lines. After many years, he finds himself
Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?
Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says ""I want four budgies."" Salesman-certainly sir would you like two male and two female or all male or all f
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