A brunette walks into a bar and says ""Gimme an M L."" The bartender says ""What's an M L?"" The brunette says ""A Miller Light."" Another brunette walks in and says ""Gimme a B L"" The bartender says ""What's a B L?"" She says ""Bud Light."" A dumb blonde walks in and says ""Gimme a 15."" The bartender says ""What's a fifteen?"" The blonde says ""7&7 duh!""
"Call your blonde friend, your black friend & your Asian friend!" - every cellphone ad ever
I'm rockin the 'Barbie doll' look today. No, I didn't dye my hair blonde. I did 4 pushups and now I can't unbend my arms
In a parallel universe, a zebra is walking around her contemporary decorated house, on top of a skinned blonde chick with big hoops rug.
I'm thinking about bottling my own urine and selling it. I'll call it "I Can't Believe It's Not Bud Light."
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