Two old men on a bench An old korean man and an old jewish man are sitting on a bench. Suddenly the jewish elderly slaps the korean and says "that's for pearl harbour" The korean replies "I've got nothing to do with that, it was the japanese, and I'm korean" To which the jewish replies "well, japanese, chinese, korean, you're all the same to me." Hearing that, the korean slaps the jewish, saying "that's for the titanic" "I've got nothing to do with that, it was an iceberg" "well, iceberg, rosenberg, all the same to me"