Brewery managers go to a bar In Münchens Oktoberfest, there was a meeting with international brewery managers. After the meeting they decided to go to have a drink at a local Bierstube, well known for their international selection of beers. Coronas head manager sat first on the bar and said: - Por favor, Senor, could i have a bottle of Corona, the best beer in the world. The bartender got a bottle, opened it and poured it to a glass. Next up was Budweisers head manager, who ordered: - A can of the king of American beers, Budweiser, Thank you. The bartender gave him a can and a glass. Then it was Guinness' head managers turn. He ordered: - Could i get a large coke with ice, please. The bartender gave him the coke while the two other brewery managers watched stunned. They had to ask: - Why didn't you order Guinness? The Guinness' head manager answered: - I thought that if you fellows don't want to drink beer, I won't drink it either.